“Hello, good sir, can you kindly tell me what time is?”
“Time is the vein of our existence. Time is what we survive on. Time is fleeting. Leaving. We must try to catch it like we’re playing tag. Tag. Yes, tag--,”
“As much as I might care for this monologue, I meant to ask what time is it?”
“Oh,”
“Yes,”
“Don’t you have a watch? Every good man should have a watch,”
“Yes, I am a good man. But time was getting way too ahead of me. So I thought it was best I’d leave it behind a couple of blocks, so I could get a head start,”
“I must say of all the creatures of humanity--,”
“Humans are one creature, sir,”
“I believe not, fellow man. There are the Asians, Africans, Hispanics, Indians, Jews, and the most wretched creature of them all, women,”
“Your words confuse. It appears that you classify yourself as a racist,”
“No, I’m white,”
“Why is it that you find women unfavorable? Do you not enjoy to ‘do it’?”
“To do what?”
“You know,”
“I believe I don’t know,”
“Well, let’s put that behind us now, shall we? What was it that you were saying about me?”
“I was about to say that I find you to be very wise and noble. But that was before you rudely interrupted me, sir,”
“My apologies, but I am not tolerant of stupidness, sir,”
“Stupidity,”
“Pardon, were you speaking of your own kind, sir?”
“What nonsense is this? I was merely correcting you,”
“Don’t raise your tone with me, young man,”
“What is this? You’re merely a stranger at my door,”
“We’re on the sidewalk, fool,”
“Fool? That was just an expression,”
“It isn’t an expression if you made it up,”
“I did not make it up,”
“I believe so that you did,”
“Well, holy buffalo, I never knew strangers were so stubborn,”
“But I am not a stranger, young fellow,”
“What? I don’t understand,”
“I’m your pet dog,”
“Rupert? I thought you were dead,”
“I am not,”
“I-I-I,”
“Fool, now go get me a dog biscuit,”
Dazed, he walks a couple blocks until he finds a man on a bench. “Good day, sir, do you think perhaps you can tell me what time it is?”
The End.
So this little dialogue was a little introductory to what will most likely happen in this blog when I’m supposed to be…normal. Some things I’ll most likely blog about:
-Book reviews
-Perhaps little character dialogues
-Little short stories
-Movie reviews
-Poems (mine or others)
-Current Events
-My own randomness
-The occasional debate
-And whatever I’m able to think of…
I hope you enjoyed the little dialogue because I did not plan to write it. So…first blog…I hope people read it. Or I might just end up talking to myself for the life time of this blog. Interesting. Buh-bye,
Sukanya
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ReplyDeletelol! I love this post. How do you come up with such random hilarious stuff? You make me laugh. A lot. I'm so excited you're blogging. WOOT WOOT.