Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Dear Victoria,

If you're reading this, you have found the source of embarrassment for eternity. Yes, you  have found my 9th grade blogspot blog. Yes...blogspot blog. Not a tumblr blog. Blogspot. I was on blogspot. And I tried...for a bit. Obviously, I'm not interesting, and my blog never became pop-u-lar. My blog is still the kid who sits in the back of the cafeteria and pretends his orange peels are little figurines. (I'm funny! You better be laughing at that.) And well, let's be honest: my tumblr blog is not even more pop-u-lar. I probably should give up blogging entirely because you know...you know...but whatever! This is not about me! This is about you! You're the birthday girl!! I don't know what time of the day you are doing this. You're probably doing this during the evening time or something because you're obviously way too cool to have free time on your birthday. You probably have places to go and people to see or you know, tv shows to watch...whatever it is, I do hope you are enjoying your birthday!! I love you so very much!!

You make me unbelievably happy, and I don't really know how that is possible!! I love your smile and laugh and your eyes and skin and your hair and your everything!!! I love your personality and the way you cry during almost every  movie. I just love you okay?? And I feel like I've almost exhausted my ways of expressing how much I love you! I'm quite sad I can't buy you something nice for your birthday. I wish I could. I would definitely! That's okay though! For the birthdays to come, I can buy you lots of nice stuff and hopefully kiss your face! :)

Okay, I've run out of words. I'm going to have to skip to the gift. It's a video of me singing! And if I'm the lazy fuck I am and forget to add a link here, just message me for a link, and I'll send you one! :) Ughhh embarrassment. Your birthday gift is just me being embarrassed.

I love you!! And so once you're done with the video, you saw it. Did you like it? I haven't seen it yet. Is it good? Lolol I'm so funny. Anyway, here is your next gift: It's a quiz!!!

Again, if I'm a lazy fuck and never put the link to the quiz on here. Just text me, and I'll give you it! :P You need to get a perfect score and send me a screenshot. Then I'll give you the next clue myself! :) (PS: I MADE A LOT OF TYPOS and spelling errors okay? DOn't point them out or I'll kill you. It was late at night when I made it I think. I don't know. I'm stupid sometimes...)

http://makeaquiz.net/u8WciC






Wednesday, August 3, 2011

5 Exciting Things to Do with Little Kids

So, I have been busy babysitting every single day this summer because I have no life...no...maybe...well. Ha. Okay, I've babysitting to get money and because I have nothing better to do with my time, but it's not that bad. I love the kids I babysit. But, sometimes kids just get bored. So, I thought about writing a post about things you could do with kids that the kids will definitely enjoy. This has no specific order really, but I'm just numbering them.

1. Scavenger Hunt

Little kids love scavenger hunts because applesauce, I don't know why. Maybe, they just do. Anyway, scavenger hunts do not have to be as big and crazy like as you might think. It can be simple as just hiding something and having the kids find it. Why, of course, I want to train my kids to be search-and-rescue dogs...

2. Puppet Shows

I never actually planned to have a puppet show with my babysitting kids until we made paper bag puppets. They suggested it, and I thought it was a good idea. It was quite fun actually since we actually had an audience. Paper bag puppets are really easy to make especially with animals. If you need a site for this, I do have one: http://www.enchantedlearning.com/crafts/puppets/paperbag/

3. Cardboard Cities

Now, this is probably not the best thing for younger kids, but for older ones, it is really fun. Basically, you take empty boxes (cereal boxes, shoe boxes, and stuff like that) and wrap them with construction paper. We used cardboard on the bottom and wrapped it. Really, you can just use your own creativity with this one along with the creativity of the kids. It's fun really. It's a lot of work though, and we used a lot of paper. Try to find ways to conserve though. We had an airport, apartment building, and other buildings too. We even made pipe cleaner doll and dogs for people. We made cars and even an airplane.

4. Feeding their interests

I think feeding their interests is one of the most important things ever because what a kid likes can tell a lot about the kid. But it can also make it a lot easier for you. For example, if a kid likes Pokemon, what kid wouldn't want to color Squirtle or some other Pokemon. If a kid likes princesses, she probably enjoys playing make-believe. If a kid likes to play sports, playing tag or other outdoor activities are probably something he/she would enjoy.

5. Plan Themed Activities

Kids love to have themed activities. Well, at least most kids. For example, if you want to have a fish theme, you could teach them about fish (learning), give them fish coloring worksheets (drawing), watch a movie about fish like Finding Nemo (fun), and play some fish games outside or maybe you could even go swimming. The kids would probably just eat it right up.

*****

Okay, initially, I had ten things to do with little kids, but I was interrupted while writing it. Forgot about it. So epic fail. But now, I realize that WHY THE HELL AM I WRITING AN ADVICE COLUMN? Yeah, what I written above is kind of not me. I have a rapidly changing personality so....beware!!

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Short Short Story: The Curiosity of the Night


She nervously chattered her teeth as she entered the mysterious circular room that was colored gold in all directions with no furniture except a single table with a colorful, irresistible box atop of it. The man she was told to meet was in the center of the room. She didn’t know much about him except that he was going to hurt her beloved. He was going to give her a task to save him. She hesitantly walked towards the unknown figure.
“Is it ready?” she asked the man who had his back turned to her and his hands meeting behind him. She stood quivering behind him, eyeing the bulging muscle of his forearms. As far as she could tell, he was bald with a “Z” tattooed on the back of his head. He wore only leather pants. She tapped the man on his shoulder after receiving no reply. “Did you hear me--?”
She was quickly thrown back by what seemed a gust of wind. She slowly got up trembling. She started to reply, “I-I--”
“How dare you speak before me?” yelled the man titled “Z”. With every word he spoke, the room shook and spun as though he was a tea kettle about to burst.
“I’m sorry, please. Let me do what I was meant to do,” she begged, kneeling on the ground before him. “I’m sorry,” she whispered with little breath because it seemed that all the air of the room was being pushed out abruptly.
“Do you understand what you’re even doing here, lying on the floor like a pathetic little worm? Get up! I don’t like to see you this way,” he yelled so furiously that his words were the rage of a hungry lion and bear put together.
She quickly leaped off the floor and wiped her tears away. “Please, I’ll do anything that you want. Just don’t hurt him,” she pleaded with all her heart that no longer belonged to her but the man she loved.
“’Tis done. You can’t do anything about him. Once you leave this room, he’ll be scorched and killed because he doesn’t deserve you. I do! Forget about him!” “Z” bitterly replied, his voice growing louder and louder. But it was really the feelings that he didn’t express that mattered most, covered up by frustration. And so he defied his heart in the great scheme of insincere words said. To him, it was as though anger was the only easily expressed feeling.
“Don’t you dare!” she screamed at him as she tried to attack the man, “But you prom--”
“I make no promises,” he growled.
“You--!” she tried to scream but her body was falling down on the floor because she was being suffocated while the man labeled “Z” made no physical contact with her. “Please,” she yelped before she was allowed to breathe again.
After a quick realization, he responded softly, “Forgive me, poor soul. What’s done has been done. Forget about him. Forget. It is best.”
“I…I,” she tried to speak but her breath was still recovering.
“Do you understand now? Do you understand what could have happened to you? Be on my side. Be with me, my precious,” he responded as he kneeled before her, “I’ve watched these humans win just to fail. But still in their steep fall, they’re able to get back up and continue to develop. They continue to work. They continue to live…and love. Love, this thing of fashion, always seemed mystical to me despite all I’ve been through, but I saw you. I’ve cared for you from a distance. I’ve given up time just to watch you laugh and smile. Forget about him. Love me.”
He looked up at her, but she still could not see his face for a shadow blocked her eyes from meeting his. She watched his earnest words flow, through his heart, in her sea of pity because the words that flowed through her heart were not for him but someone else. “I’m sorry. I can’t. I--”
 “No, no, don’t say that. You don’t understand. I…I…please. I’ll love you until forever and beyond. I’ll love you until man’s foolishness is destroyed. I’ll love you until Death is rid of. I’ll give you anything. Just ask me. Just love me, and my world shall be complete. And with you, these many years I’ll live will seem just a bit more meaningful,” he begged.. He gazed fondly at her sparkling silver eyes that were filled with tears.
“Give me him,” she replied despite the danger that could follow from those very words.
“I…are you sure?”
“I’ve never been sure of anything else in my entire life. I love him, and no one can do anything about that,” she replied slowly nodding her head.
He paused before replying again, contemplating her words. “Fine, I wasn’t actually going to do any actual harm to your husband. I-I was just so emotional. I love you, and I wouldn’t like to see you get hurt,” he declared while he turned his back towards her again. But his final line was spoken as more of a threat than a gentle soothing.
“That’s it? Are you done?”
“Yes, that is it,” he replied.
And so the lady headed for the exit giddily, happy that her husband wasn’t going to be harmed but a little perplexed from the whole situation. She wondered what the man’s name was, but despite her normal self, she decided to let it be because at least her husband was safe. But in a spur of curiosity, she asked, “What is in that box?” She pointed to the box that still sat on the table.
He turned around abruptly with a small smile on his face, but she couldn’t see him because the shadow was still blocking his face. “That, my dear, was your present that I was going to give you if you chose to be with me. But since your decision is not so, I see where that may be a bit of a problem. Would you like to keep your present still? You must know that I am a fantastic present giver,” he smugly replied.
She let out a little laugh. “I’d love that. Thank you, Mr….?”
“Mr. Kron. But please, call me “Z”,” he responded while he held out his hand.
A bit appalled by the man’s firmness, she reluctantly took his hand. “Pamela,”
“I apologize for the horrible outburst I had before. You see, I’d quite of an attraction towards you. But as it is, my senses now control me. I was wrong. Do you forgive me?” he replied.
“I…I…don’t know what to say. I-I guess. You just seemed so changed from before. Ha,” she said, still in shock. “Well, I guess I’ll be going now.”
“One thing, Pamela, you mustn’t open the box until tomorrow otherwise the gift will not prove to be as worthy as you wish,” the man gently told her.
“Yes…um have a good day, I guess” she replied, still not able to get the weird feeling in her stomach out of her.
“You too, sweet Pamela,” he muttered, turning his back towards her again, and she was already out the door.

That night, Pamela tossed and turned in her sleep, muttering about the box. She was debating whether to open the box or not. Curiosity was scratching at her feet. And so, she decided that at least her husband could keep it quiet. She turned on the bedside lamp. “Psst…Elias?” she whispered towards her husband who was sound asleep. “Elias?” she whispered again even louder.
Elias mumbled and turned to the other side but did not answer.
“Elias!” Pamela suddenly said shaking him.
“What!” The surprised Elias quickly sat up in bed and then gazed lovingly at his wife. “I should have known that my midnight murderer was just my wife. Are you trying to kill me, Pam?”
She smiled. “Certainly. I would not have woken you up, but I just needed to know how you wanted to be killed. I’ve gotten the butcher knife from the kitchen. Shall we begin?” she joked while lying down next to her husband. They both stared into each other’s eyes, their hearts joined as one.
“Something’s troubling you? There’s something you’re not telling me. You left in the afternoon like a frightened field mouse, but you arrived back home like a joyful cat. What has gotten into you, sweet? Are you cross with me?”
“No, no, it’s nothing of that sort. Just a little inkling that’s been gnawing at me. My apologies for waking you up and giving you a scare,” she mumbled.
He kissed her neck and then her lips gently. “You mustn’t lie, my dear. It pains me to see you like so. What’s bothering you, darling?”
She hesitated but finally replied, “It’s a present, Elias. I went to visit…a friend today. He gave me a present, but he told me to not open it until tomorrow.”
“He?” Elias asked curiously, slightly dismayed, “Have I bored you already?”
Pamela replied quickly, “No, no, he was just an old acquaintance who was quite fond of me at that time. It’s nothing to worry about. My heart belongs to you and only you.”
Elias kissed her again and mumbled in her ear, “I’m afraid, dear. I’ve no heart to give you, for my heart has been stabbed and shot by love’s painful yet magical arrows. Would care for a bloody one instead?”
Pamela giggled softly with an arm around her husband’s neck. “As well as mine. Who said I was giving you an unblemished heart, my dear? My heart is as physically miserable as yours, but it loves, my sweet. It loves. So all its pain is forgotten,”
And so they kissed passionately in love with the concept of love. After a while, Elias stopped and replied, “What of a present? You spoke of one yet moments ago.”
“Ah, yes, he told me to wait until tomorrow. But say tomorrow is an hour away,” she replied, no longer fearing what the present could behold. “Do you think we should open it? It’s in quite a lovely box.”
“Why not? This friend is most likely tricking you. If the present is as lovely as it sounds, who says it won’t be as lovely today as it will tomorrow? You might as well fetch it,” Elias replied, smiling.
“Yes,” Pamela said before she went to retrieve the box from their bedroom closet. She presented the box to her husband. “Isn’t it just magnificent?”
Elias eyes were drawn to the box, and he replied without looking at her, “Yes, it is. You are quite lucky to have such a friend who gives such…a gift. Bring it here, so its cover can be removed of.”
For a moment, Pamela was skeptical remembering that the man she met that evening neither was a “friend” nor an old “acquaintance”. “Do you think we should wait?” she replied.
“Why bother? I doubt you’re friend was telling the truth. He’s probably just being a sore loser. You did say you two had an old romance, eh?” Elias replied.
Pamela again was quick to reply, worrying that her husband was conjuring up some distrust. “No, I told you, Elias. It was nothing of the sort. It was rather one-sided if you ask me. I neither loved nor cared for him at all. I suppose that may be true though. We might as well, right?”
“Right,” he agreed before Pamela set the box down on the bed and uncovered it. Inside was another box much like the one before except a bit smaller. They uncovered that box and received another box much like the one before except a bit smaller. “Is this some kind of joke? It isn’t funny,” Elias stated, but he still went ahead and uncovered the next box and the next and the next. Pamela watched nervously because her uncertainty had grown into full dread. But as they finally came to the last box, for it was no bigger than a fingertip. And Pamela thought that it just had to be the last one. She could still take off its cover with the tip of a pen if she wished. She was just about to retrieve one when Elias said, “Let it be, Pam. We’ve wasted all this time. It’s a mere joke. I don’t like this friend of yours, but he sure did have our curiosity running. It possibly couldn’t hold anything. Let it be. It probably bears nothing inside. Come back to bed.”
“I-I…we might as well, Elias,” Pamela replied, debating whether to open it.
“You go ahead and do what you please. I’m going back to sleep. Good night, darling. Well, we might as well say “Good Morning”. It’s ten minutes past midnight. Sleep is only as precious as the amount you can get. Hmmm…” he sleepily finished before he closed his eyes.
Pamela stared at the box. She thought: it’s already past midnight. It can’t possibly do me any harm now. “Here I go,” she mumbled slowly, unveiling what was inside. She peered in the tiny box with just one eye. “It’s just mere dust. That scoundrel. What type of present giver is he?”she whispered, slightly aggravated. She went back to bed and turned off the lamplight. “All this for nothing,” she mumbled before she too closed her eyes.

That morning, Pamela woke up with the sun’s rays on her face. Out of curiosity, Pamela went to find the boxes she and her husband opened last night. But they were no longer on the floor beside the bed. There was only the tiny last box left on the floor, but it was empty. The dust that was in the box was no longer there. “Oh, I must have just imagined the dust in the box. It was quite dark,” she muttered, “But where are the other boxes? Elias?”
But instead of Elias, she saw the man who she met yesterday evening except today she could actually see his face. The man had shining skin that was as bright as the sun. He looked truly magnificent except for the fact that he somehow got rid of her husband. She tried to scream, but it was as though her scream was muffled by hands that were not present near her.
“I told you to wait until tomorrow to open the box,” he reminded her with a smile.
She gasped and thought: I did though.
 “Ah, dear, that’s where you are mistaken. The box I warned about was the first one not the last. If only you had waited. But it seems you wanted me too much, love,” he responded with a laugh. He moved towards her and held her in his arms. “Ah, love, ‘tis a beautiful thing. The things that we do for it are even more beautiful yet evil in their way,”

And she slowly was smothered by his wickedness. And while time passed by, she grew to even love the man back, and that was what scared her the most. In his arms, she no longer could remember Elias. In his arms, she couldn’t even remember her name. What was it again? Pan…Pand…Pandora?

Sunday, July 10, 2011

About Me! Barnacles, I wanted to be Captain Underpants! Darn it!

Yeah, yeah, this blog is entirely pathetic because all my views are from me. I have zero followers. This blog is pathetic right now, but I shall not give up. I shall put my fist in the air and shout, "Give me freedom, or give me death!" Muhahahahaha. I sound very juvenile, but what do you expect?

So...I thought I'd at least talk about myself instead talking to myself. I hope that eventually people will read my blog. But until then, I will continue a very dignified conversation with myself about...uh politics. Or it could just about me who is the opposite of politics. Wait...would that be anarchy? Ha.

"Hello, friends, my name is Anarchy. Rawr,"

Anyway, there's something about "About Me" sections that make me want to hide. Maybe I'm like worried some random person will come out from under a bench and say, "You like poetry." And I'll be all "What the hell?"

So, I like to keep me simple even I'm not necessarily all that simple. No, I am not a pyro-maniac. No, I'm not an iguana even though they are sure tasty. (Jk.) I hope my future followers understand sarcasm because sarcasm is my vacation house where I stay in too often. And it's overcrowded with random thoughts about rainy days being sunny and vice-versa.

I thought about numbering the things about me, but then I decided that numbering is for squares...or shapes in general. So, I'm sticking with paragraphs.

I am an iguana. You see, iguanas can change colors for this thing called camouflage. And...(jk.) I'll talk about me.


Starting over: I am a writer and a poet. Though I consider writing and poetry to be kind of in the same category. I have 130 poems currently and that number is still climbing. I am working on various projects write now. (That was a very bad pun and a wrongly used word. *slaps head*) None of these projects have to be mentioned right now because well, I'm a bit behind. Anyway, I love to write!

Next, I love music. I love music so much! I could scream. Music is like sex to my ears. Well, it depends on what music. Actually, scratch that. I tell myself that I only listen to rock, but that would be exclusive really. I actually listen to various types of music like some pop, a lot of rock, classical, opera (yes. I know), and other stuff. If you want to know the types of artists I like, you can look at my profile. Yes, you there. Imaginary you because like I said. My blog has no followers and no views...unless you count mine. For a while, I pathetically refreshed the page to reach the views up to 25. Then, it went to 26, and I screamed.

That brings me to the next thing about me. I am obsessed with numbers. I love the number 25. It's like my soul number which gives me happiness inside. I love numbers that end in 5 and 0. Anything in between makes me go bleck.

I love psychology. I find it highly interesting and can read about it on the internet forever. I want to be a child psychiatrist when I'm older because I believe that childhood is the most important time of a human's life. The human mind is amazing. :)

I can get easily distracted by stuff. I'm the type of person who stares into space knowingly. I usually contemplate a lot. This makes me a person who sucks at multi-tasking. My mom will ask me for water, and I'll get a cup and fill it up. I'll be thinking about some random thing in my head. Next thing I know, I'm drinking the water and heading for my room. My mom hates when I do that.

I love nature. Nature is absolutely beautiful, and I find peace within nature. I love to go biking and just be peaceful within nature.

I'm not a fan about shopping. I know what you're thinking. A girl who doesn't like shopping. Sure, I like getting stuff for myself. But I'm horribly picky and spend almost hours in the dressing rooms. My sister and mom get so annoyed with me sometimes. I love to walk around in stores and just go everywhere. But I don't like to shop. It's a weird quirk I have. I shop when I want to and have to.

I love to read. I didn't say this right away because it's pretty much a given with writers. I love to read realistic fiction for some absurd reason. I mean, I love paranormal, sci-fi, and fantasy. I just like realistic fiction the best because it seems the most real to me. Through realistic fiction, it makes us realize more about the problems in life. And, as much as I would love to just escape into some other person's life, I come back to reality always. So, I write realistic fiction and read realistic fiction.

When I was younger, I used to make my stuffed animals talk and boy, did I create some drama between the bears. And I believe one of the bears was first a boy, then I turned him into a girl. I was a weird kid. I tried to create my own language which just turned out to be Gibberish. *shrugs* I knew how to entertain myself when I was little whether it was drawing or running around in a furniture store pretending I was a furniture saleswoman.


I am obsessed with vacuums. Sometimes, on a Sunday morning, I'll spend an hour watching vacuum infomercials. And I don't even know why. Once, when I was little, I got in trouble in Bed, Bath, and Beyond because I was actually using the display vacuum. Um....

I love little kids. I think kids are a lot more interesting than grown ups.

I am Indian. Usually, I don't let being Indian describe myself because I am not a stereotype. But it's true. Being Indian is something that influences me. Yes, I am smart. But I know a lot of smart Americans as well. Indian is my ethnicity. American is my nationality.

I love to debate even though I fail at it. I like the listening of debating. It tells a lot about a person and not just about the subject you're debating about.

I love languages. Languages interest me so much. My family speaks Tamil, and I kind of do. My family also is pretty fluent in Hindi. I am not, on the other hand, even though I really want to learn Hindi. I am learning Spanish through school, and I'm pretty advanced. Anyway, I just love languages.

My biggest pet peeve is when people use good instead of well. I've even met people who use well instead of good. I've seen teachers do it. I've seen kids do it. Little kids. You name it. It annoys me. I constantly tell my parents to use the words right.

I do not like to text. I cannot to be exact. I don't use my phone except to call my parents. I am socially enclosed in a box that consists of a laptop and lots of books. It's getting crowded in here, but I think I'll manage.

So I think I pretty much answered the definition of me. Yeah, but I'll change. I always do with what I like and what I do not like. One thing that will never change is the fact that writing is amazing. I would love to say it's my everything, but I kind of need to earn money in my future.

Oh yeah, I hate humanity, and I'm secretly a serial killer out to get you. Boo!

:)





Thursday, June 9, 2011

So what is this bloggity blog about anyway? EVIL BUTTERFLIES? No.

“Hello, good sir, can you kindly tell me what time is?”

“Time is the vein of our existence. Time is what we survive on. Time is fleeting. Leaving. We must try to catch it like we’re playing tag. Tag. Yes, tag--,”

“As much as I might care for this monologue, I meant to ask what time is it?”

“Oh,”

“Yes,”

“Don’t you have a watch? Every good man should have a watch,”

“Yes, I am a good man. But time was getting way too ahead of me. So I thought it was best I’d leave it behind a couple of blocks, so I could get a head start,”

“I must say of all the creatures of humanity--,”

“Humans are one creature, sir,”

“I believe not, fellow man. There are the Asians, Africans, Hispanics, Indians, Jews, and the most wretched creature of them all, women,”

“Your words confuse. It appears that you classify yourself as a racist,”

“No, I’m white,”

“Why is it that you find women unfavorable? Do you not enjoy to ‘do it’?”

“To do what?”

“You know,”

“I believe I don’t know,”

“Well, let’s put that behind us now, shall we? What was it that you were saying about me?”

“I was about to say that I find you to be very wise and noble. But that was before you rudely interrupted me, sir,”

“My apologies, but I am not tolerant of stupidness, sir,”

“Stupidity,”

“Pardon, were you speaking of your own kind, sir?”

“What nonsense is this? I was merely correcting you,”

“Don’t raise your tone with me, young man,”

“What is this? You’re merely a stranger at my door,”

“We’re on the sidewalk, fool,”

“Fool? That was just an expression,”

“It isn’t an expression if you made it up,”

“I did not make it up,”

“I believe so that you did,”

“Well, holy buffalo, I never knew strangers were so stubborn,”

“But I am not a stranger, young fellow,”

“What? I don’t understand,”

“I’m your pet dog,”

“Rupert? I thought you were dead,”

“I am not,”

“I-I-I,”

“Fool, now go get me a dog biscuit,”

Dazed, he walks a couple blocks until he finds a man on a bench. “Good day, sir, do you think perhaps you can tell me what time it is?”

The End.

So this little dialogue was a little introductory to what will most likely happen in this blog when I’m supposed to be…normal. Some things I’ll most likely blog about:

-Book reviews

-Perhaps little character dialogues

-Little short stories

-Movie reviews

-Poems (mine or others)

-Current Events

-My own randomness

-The occasional debate

-And whatever I’m able to think of…

I hope you enjoyed the little dialogue because I did not plan to write it. So…first blog…I hope people read it. Or I might just end up talking to myself for the life time of this blog. Interesting. Buh-bye,

Sukanya